Young lady, make the name Milton Berle
Do you have a special meaning for you?
Does the name Milton Berle sound familiar to you?
I didn’t think so, so I have news for you.
Milton Berle in the early 1950s almost
Single-handedly multiplies the number
From American televisions only
500,000 to 26 million of the breasts;
Without Milton Berle they would exist
No television as we know it, let alone
The TikToc, FlipTop or whatever you have.
Unfortunately, the wheel of life keeps turning.
You don’t know anything about Milton Berle.
How about Cosmo Iacavazzi?